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[24 Jan 2007|11:14pm] In the desert I saw a creature, naked, bestial, Who, squatting upon the ground, Held his heart in his hands, And ate of it. I said, "Is it good, friend?" "It is bitter--bitter," he answered; "But I like it Because it is bitter, And because it is my heart." -Stephen Crane post comment

Gross [23 Jan 2007|12:12am] Is it totally gross that I feel naked and alone without my phone? I miss texting on its easy to use buttons. I miss the trackwheel I miss having every text message anyone has every sent me. I miss checking my email. I have a phone. Its just not mine. I miss my blackberry. There I said it. Gross. 1 comment|post comment

[18 Jan 2007|10:56pm] Then you should say what you mean," the March Hare went on. "I do, " Alice hastily replied; "at least I mean what I say, that's the same thing, you know." "Not the same thing a bit!" said the Hatter. "Why, you might just as well say that "I see what I eat" is the same thing as "I eat what I see!" Alice in Wonderland. post comment

[18 Jan 2007|04:53pm] Celiac disease (CD) is also referred to as gluten sensitive enteropathy (GSE), gluten intolerance, or celiac sprue, and is considered to be one of the most under-diagnosed common diseases today, potentially affecting 1 in every 133 people. It is a chronic, inherited disease, and if untreated can ultimately lead to malnutrition. Gluten intolerance is the result of an immune-mediated response to the ingestion of gluten (from wheat, rye, and barley) that damages the small intestine. Nutrients then quickly pass through the intestine rather than being absorbed. To develop CD, three things must be present: 1) you must inherit the gene, 2) consume gluten, and 3) have the gene triggered. Common triggers may include stress, trauma (surgeries, pregnancy, etc.), and viral infections. Approximately 1 in 20 first-degree relatives could have CD triggered in their lifetime. The disease is permanent and damage to the small intestine will occur every time you consume gluten, regardless if symptoms are present. In many cases, symptoms go unnoticed until damage has been already done to the small intestine. For further information about CD, please contact the Gluten Intolerance Group (GIG, from whom most of the above definition has been copied), www.gluten.net or the Celiac Center, www.celiaccenter.org. post comment

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Swedish Chef - Mexican Lobsters [04 Jan 2007|09:09pm] "Swedish Chef - Mexican Lobsters" on Google Video Cook dee Loobster. Bork bork bork! post comment

My birthday was today [11 Dec 2006|02:59am] I love my mac Im going to bed exams tmrw post comment

yeah right... [22 Nov 2006|04:41pm] Anyone want to convince my dad that mac laptops are good computers? That all computers shouldnt run on Linux. That a Macbook is not a pc laptop it IS a computer. Because I really really want one. ANd Ive had a really really shitty year and a MacbookPro would make it all better. But My dad thinks Macs are for those "art" kids I could pay for half but Daddy wont finance the rest. Oh yeah, Dad works for Nasa. He was the Director of Programming for the First Manned Mission to Mars Now Hes A Director Of Programming SO hes familiar with computers post comment

poke me [09 Nov 2006|11:06am] I got stabbed with glass punctured with needles and stung by many unlucky vampiric butterflies yesterday Ow post comment

[05 Nov 2006|04:10pm] I think Im allergic to beer. That might suck alot. post comment

weird [11 Oct 2006|03:02pm] Eggy Soldiers = Oeuf à la Coque, Mouillettes Rouges post comment

Somewhere that's green ... [09 Oct 2006|11:35pm] This might not mean anything to you but... Six Feet Under, Good Eats and Family Guy is on. I have Cream Cheese and Salmon Sushi in my fridge, an unwatched Monty Python in my room and no more tissues. Who would of thought? Oh wait. That was me. post comment

Land of Hope and bloody Glory, eh? [12 Aug 2006|10:34pm] As I was sitting in my chair, I knew the bottom wasn't there, Nor legs nor back, but I just sat, Ignoring little things like that. post comment

No, thanks. I'm trying to stay off of the ass juice for now. [02 Aug 2006|08:08am] Im always so tired. I cant get motivated. post comment

[22 Jul 2006|08:42pm] And his bones go snap, snap, snap post comment

[14 Jul 2006|07:52am] Bye Guys Off to England today post comment

I didnt know [04 Jul 2006|03:41pm] I'm sorry post comment

Like a fish [01 Jul 2006|02:03pm] I'm over this summer. Things just dont want to go correctly. My asthma is kicking my ass I have to get in shape I have 2 weeks to do it in Yeah,thats not happening. I really want a job,but a fun and challenging one Ill actually keep post comment

We have to work as a team, which means: You do everything I tell you. [01 Jul 2006|02:03pm] I hate when you try to do something nice for someone they spit it back in your face. You can be a huge bitch sometimes,you know. I keep having dreams,or nightmares about people who've hurt me I wish they would stop. post comment

Whenever we go out, The people always shout,... [21 Jun 2006|12:01pm] a post comment

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